A paragraph! Oh boy! Here's some cat-related nonsense text: Refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am make meme, make cute face or get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper so walk on keyboard peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth. Fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish Gate keepers of hell, yet kitten is playing with dead mouse. Mewl for food at 4am spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole yet destroy couch, but take a big fluffing